...for every time I heard "He hit me!"
...for every time I had to say "Who didn't flush the toilet?" (I don't know why I even ask because for some reason it is none of my children, must be an alien)
...for every time I had to say "Who peed on the floor?" (Same explanation as above)
..for every time I said "Stop touching things" (especially in the store)
...for every time I had to say "Stop running"
...for every time I heard, "Can I have this?"
...for every time I said, "Quit yelling!"
...for every time I have heard, "Can I have a drink of water?" (right when I lay them down for bed)
...for every time I hear, "He took that from me!" (of course, this is said in the whiniest voice possible)
...for every time I said "Who made this mess?" (again, why do I ask this)
...for every time I hear "I have to tell you something" (again, always after I lay them down in bed and walk out)
I would be a millionaire by now, but I wouldn't trade it for all the money in the world!
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I hear all of those but the one that really stuck out to me was the bedtime issues. My oldest ALWAYS needs a drink of water, after he's in bed, and I get called back at least 5 times for him to tell me something he "forgot" to tell me! It's usually things that I have no idea why he is thinking of at bedtime too!
I hear you. The potty issues are my biggest and no body does them at our house either. That potty elf must have peed on the seat and forgot to flush.
That's funny, it's sounds like you been living over here. Except Bubby wants his water with two pieces of ice! Daddy says he wants it shaken not stirred! Help me, I someone's always trying to be funny over here! Nice to see you posting again. :)
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